To usher in the New Year, I have once again found a way to waste your time. Enclosed you’ll find some quotes, quips, and foolishness that will disarm, charm, and alarm you. (Hopefully not the latter). Recall that I collected these over the years, and still do. Please send your personal favs to appear in my next collection. Selah!
Sign in a propane filling station: Thank heaven for little grills!
Sign in a restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
“You don’t really buy a beer; all you really do is rent it.” (heard in line for men’s restroom at Titan’s game)
“All of us can be quick to take tweezers to someone else’s eye when we need a forklift for our own.” Anon
“Why don’t I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.” anon
“The older I get the meaner I become. I’m pretty sure that within the next few years I’ll be biting people.” shared by Ron (der andere) Meyer
“And in the end, the love you take… is equal to the love you make.” Lyric from song “The End” – Paul McCartney
Sign in a Chicago radiator shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
"...never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never — in nothing, great or small, large or petty..." Winston Churchill (see the movie: The Darkest Hour)
“I’m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It’s really come in handy this parallelogram season.” Borrowed from Rex Schnelle
”We have art in order not to die of the truth.” Friedrich Nietzsche
Sign on a plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
My lifeguard walks on water - church sign
“if you’ve never made a mistake, you’re not trying hard enough.” Albert Einstein
“Your life as a Christian should make non believers question their disbelief in God.” Dietrich Bonhoeffer
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Maya Angelou (shared by Ro S.)
"Yep, that’s me… the solvem probler," - (no one claimed this)
Sign on another plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
Read this the other day: “There’s a new music style emerging that combines country with rap. It’s called hick hop.”
“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” Abraham Llncoln
“One must forgive one’s enemies, but not before they have been hanged.” Ayatollah Khomeini
“Suffering is unbearable if you aren’t certain that God is for you and with you. The cross proves he is both.” Tim Keller
“Originality is the art of concealing your sources.” Joe Biden